I love jokes and funny stories!

 

At school

TEACHER:  Where is your pencil, Harmon?
PUPIL:  I ain’t got none. 
TEACHER:  How many times have I told you not to say that, Harmon? Now listen: I do not have a pencil. You do not have a pencil. They do not have a pencil. Now, do you understand?
PUPIL: Not really. What happened to all the pencils?

 

At home

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

„Wow!” said her father, „That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”

„Wrong number,” replied the girl.

 

 

 Teaching kids

 

This is my book and exercise-book for younger children. And these are my drawings of jungle animals from the book.